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英語幽默故事大全
英語幽默故事大全
更新时间:2024-10-08 00:24:56

  1、Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?

  No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went inone ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it.“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”“沒有,老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面。”

  2、I’m sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars forpulling your boy’s tooth .

  Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged onlyfour dollars for such work!

  Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four otherpatients out of the office.”“對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元!為什麼?不是說好隻要4美元。”“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人吓跑了。”

  3、Teacher:We all know thatbeat causes an object to expand and cold cause it to contract. Now, can anyonegive me a good example?

  John:Well, in thesummer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.老師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在,誰給我舉個例子?

  約翰:嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短。

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